DickTater's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo: Pramape Truth&Rec]

Class A example...

This is a class A example as to the fact that the internet as well as comedy, as we know it, is sinking to a whole new level of shit. I just don't get it, you add in lame joke after lame joke after lame ass joke and somehow this piece of crap makes it to the front page of a once respectable web site. Please people, pull it together and bring the good stuff back.

ClassParody responds:

I admit that my movie doesn't have perfect humor, but don't you ever insult the bar of flash! It has raised incredibly high. You're not an old man, yet you sound like one already. Most old people say that it used to be better in the past, which is not true if you look at the facts.
Plus, the frontpage has become much bigger. They have 16 places to fill!

[Little Less Conversation]

Uggh...

I gave you plenty of points because that song is so bitchin'. But I hate collabs with a passion so you lost points for that.

Wonchop responds:

you must have reeeeeallly loved that song

[American Idle]

OMFG...

InuzukaKazu...
You don't realize that "idle" means "not moving" and the guy who origionally danced to this song is fat... poor poor person who didn't make the connection...

Either way, thanks for making fun of this song... I hate it too...

Dustball responds:

Poor, poor person who didn't make the connection, indeed.

[We're not gonna take it.]

Ok Look Mister...

I'm usually pretty big on sprite movies... but this one sucked.
It could have been alot better to say the least.

1. Guitar Mess-up: Left hand moves up=sound tone gets lower.
2. The squinty eyes didn't do it for me.
3. If your gonna use Twisted Sister, you should put everyone in drag.
and
4. Add more stuff, the real musice video was all mayhem and stuff, your music video was mostly Toad singing to Twisted Sister.

chunkymonkey responds:

I guess I can't please everyone. :/

[A Demon Tale]

Well... I liked it for the most part...

But the guy looked a little... feminine... I'm sorry if that's a portrait of you and your girlfriend but the chick looks nice and the guy looks bad...

Also that was pretty short and pointless, I have no idea where it's going or if it's going anywhere at all...

But other than that, I liked your anime style.

Stryda responds:

sorry, weird observation. But if you put an 's' cleverly in your name... it comes out DickTaster. LOL!

Its not a portrait of anyone in real life. Just character designs.

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

You, my friend, are indeed GOD...

That was the greatest thing to happen to Newgrounds since The Numa Numa Dance.

I bow down to you now and add you to my favorite members list...

TmsT responds:

Ewwwwww. Numa Numa sucks beyond suckage.

[NI`N JA]

I liked it... but a little need for improvement.

The animation was fine, I wish I was that good at animating. But you need some drawing skills, I mean it's a good thing that you aren't copying someone elses drawings but sometimes people need a shove in the right direction. Other than that it was a great movie!

ZyneXx responds:

eem ok thanx

[S.A.M.V. p4: - ...fear...]

Very nice...

I like the animation, the music was good too... but the movie was pointless... except it made me want to do drugs.... damn you now I have to watch something else!!! ::shakes fist::

BaconMask responds:

Drugs aren't the answer! Thanks for the review!

[A day at the office]

shit...

Thats allit really is, shit...

banana-man responds:

shut up. you dont make anything on flash