DickTater's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo: Pramape Truth&Rec]

Class A example...

This is a class A example as to the fact that the internet as well as comedy, as we know it, is sinking to a whole new level of shit. I just don't get it, you add in lame joke after lame joke after lame ass joke and somehow this piece of crap makes it to the front page of a once respectable web site. Please people, pull it together and bring the good stuff back.

ClassParody responds:

I admit that my movie doesn't have perfect humor, but don't you ever insult the bar of flash! It has raised incredibly high. You're not an old man, yet you sound like one already. Most old people say that it used to be better in the past, which is not true if you look at the facts.
Plus, the frontpage has become much bigger. They have 16 places to fill!

[Captain Capitalism]

It was pretty good...

I liked it and all but this definetly isn't worthy of the number 1 of all time slot, that's all I have to say.
Oh, and it seemed like you were trying to pull off something like what jib-jab does...

[Porno Creep]

We have some shit to sort

Rather, you've got some shit to sort.

First off- I enjoy noir, I enjoy random stuff. You're random noir may have been creepy but more or less it was just stupid.

Secondly- You had no story what-so-ever. A movie needs a story.

Thirdly- What the hell was with all the creeping and sudden mishaps [e.g. The hopscotch and the guy with the doll]?

This shouldn't have become a movie, good animation but not movie worthy... Like I said before, integrate a story line and BAM! a movie happens.

[My Tear for London]

Sorry, but I don't believe this is worthy...

I love London, I actually wish I was english.
I did get very sad when the attacks happened.
But this flash is not really a movie.
There really wasn't any animation, except slightly the fiery background at the end.
Nice drawing, but for it's purpose, make a poster instead and post it up in your local supermaket.

[Little Less Conversation]

Uggh...

I gave you plenty of points because that song is so bitchin'. But I hate collabs with a passion so you lost points for that.

Wonchop responds:

you must have reeeeeallly loved that song

[Wall Lunch]

Ah, Poetry...

I love it when people write awexome poems like that. I wish I had thought of it. I hope to see more.

[McDarnold's (Superseded)]

Hilarious!

Insanely hilarious really. I can't stop watching it.

I want an X-Men Luchbox.

[-Prodigious Amalgamation-]

OMG COWS!

Yeah, I like your excellent frame by frame animation. Very smooth.

[Pass the lightsaber]

Eh... there have been better collaborations.

Sorry but it must be said. Even the Legendary Frog collaboration on "The Matrix Still Has You" was better. I'd say that you should have chosen who to collaborate based on humor and artistic ability. Mostly because I saw a few things on there that looked like a four-year-old drew and thought up.

Also, there wasn't really a script, plotline, or anything that the animations really had in common except for the lightsaber, and even that changed.

If this is ever done again (and StarWars decides not to actually go with Eps. 7, 8, and 9 like everyone thinks they will for some stupid reason) put some more thought into it.

Cheers,
Dick Tater

[Menya zovut Shnur]

Holy Crap!

Beautiful.
I love the animation.
Never heard of Leningrad though, but you've just introduced me to them. ::runs off to go buy Leningrad CD::