DickTater's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Denvish Stage Dive]

You tried, and failed... sorry...

Game idea - Okay...

Music - Sucktacular, I could not play listening to that crap...
The key thing was a cool concept, if it were done as a keyboard is suposed to be used. ie: "asdfghj" really should have been set up as "asdfjkl;". The way you had it set up made it hard to play :/

So the gameplay and music were awful, and it failed because that's all an NG game really is...

[Mouse 1.0]

Got a problem

I can't figure out the lava level. There's no way to get it to the square!

[Super WalkLand]

Errmm...

Way to sell out to Sony. What was up with that?

[Storm Trooper Dress Up]

Meh...

I'm not one for dress ups, but this one was semi-ok... Nothing else to say, except that it was a dress up and I don't like those.

And 1337Stalin, you're not worthy to have a great leader like Stalin in your name.

[Slit Your Nose!]

I hated it...

But thank you for making fun of that piece of shit on the front page "Slit Your Wrists".

[Turbo Spirit XT]

Ugh...

Look, if you're gonna submit something to Newgrounds, don't make it a free trial of a game that you made. It is so stupid that it isn't a full version.

Your game does not deserve front page and I personally hope it does not make the grade.

[The armor RPG experiment]

I don't know what pet's problem is...

I think the game s great and it's not really that hard, just long.

[Mario scene creator MIX 2]

Here's a nice gesture.

That other guy (Parliament) is a stupid asshole.
I love this kind of stuff, I'm not big on dress-up style games (how everything moved and such) but you know, there's no better way to do this. Good job.

[Grave 3]

I have no idea how this made front page...

A sad time we live in...

Here's some pointers on how to make a better first-person shooter:

1. Add some better controlls, you couldn't control where you go hence there's no real skill to use to beat the game.
2. You need better graphics, that was sad.
3. You should be able to get going onto the next room without having to wait for it to change rooms, with say the last gate (first time you see it) it seemed to take minutes before we were led into another room.
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I would like to add that the Pentagram (or know to Wicken as the Pentacle) is not a symbol of devil worship. That is just something that christianity has tried to tell us because the pentacle symbolizes protection, as well as the orbit of Venus around the sun (truly). So I found that rather stupid that you had that etched into the boss's forehead.

[Field Command]

Very nice but..

It's nice but it was way too short. Just work on that and you've gotten yourself a good game.